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Yes Rob, there is a Santa

This is a little blog that my dad wrote and I had to share with you..... enjoy


You know we guys have been deluding ourselves for years about the existence of Santa Claus. Of course he exists you idiot!!! But the surprising thing is that Santa is a woman. Yes, you read that right! Who else has the resilience to start shopping for gifts in July for over 25 people and continue looking for bargains right up through the pushing and shoving that goes on at all those last minute sales just before Christmas. Not only will she tell you exactly what she wants for Christmas but she'll ease your burden by buying and wrapping it herself so that you won't have egg on your face come Christmas morning. In fact, you'll probably be the only one surprised at what's inside her present when she finally opens it under the tree. Who else has the ingenuity to outfit the whole Church Christmas Choir with their robes and accessories because the old ones have become worn and frayed. And then she'll help outfit all the little ones for the School Christmas Pageant. Who else has the love and sense of humor to get up with the little ones well before the crack of dawn on Christmas morning. Then she'll spend the rest of the day cooking the turkey, fixing snacks, cleaning up the wrappings and making sure that everyone has a very Merry Christmas. She'll even make sure that Uncle Fred doesn't make too many inappropriate comments and get everybody upset. And she'll keep Aunt Jean from having too much egg nog so she won't make a complete spectacle of herself and scare the kids. Yes, thank God there is a Santa Claus. And the next time you see her, give her a big hug and tell her just how much you love her.

Written by Ace Moore

I hate him !!!!

Hi Sheeps !

Here I am, telling you what happened a few days ago. I had a nightmare, a f**** nightmare so bad that it woke me up and left me sick as a dog. In this nightmare, I was at my ex best friend's wedding party, without being invited. It was like I was a shadow there, no one could see me and ask me why the hell I was there, till his b*** of girlfriend saw me and then it was a slaughtern and i woke up. Nothing wrong you would tell me. Just a nightmare... Yeah true... The next morning, when I saw him at work (we work at the same place), nothing had changed : he still acted like I was invisible and as we've never shared our worste secrets... BUT he now has a f*** wedding ring !!!!!!!!! WTF ?!?! He got married last week end and he didn't tell me. I hate him and I hate now the fact that I told him what I told him and that we shared so many important things in our past lives. FML...

FML...

3 weeks ago, with all that was going on, I managed to go to the hospital to get blood tests done. It didn't help I had a migraine and stepped out by FORCE to go to the hospital via public transport.
Miraculously I was in and out. The week after, I go to my doctor appointment, spend another $6 in tickets..sick as hell..I get there early, and the door is closed. I knock and the secretary opens the door. I tell her "whew! I am early. I thought no one was here!"
She stares at me reluctant to let me in and says, "Didn't anyone call you? Dr. Kahn passed away November 4th." FML