What is FML- Flock my Life?

FML aka Flock My Life, is a friendly way of expressing the craziness that goes on in your everyday life. Whether you are a professional doctor, a stay-at home mom, or a student...crap happens! So here we have founded a place for everyone to express their nutty day or traumatic event, even if it's spilling coffee 10 times in one day.
Have fun...vent...no actual swearing please. Use FML or symbols *&#$ to subsitute the nasty words!

NOW RANT!